High-converting copy that gets standing O’s
and strings of 0’s in your bank account
…erhm, book a discovery call
I hit my $50K mark!
F-yes I will be hiring Katelyn again! She knows her sh^t and won’t waste your time.'
- Celinne Da Costa
I hit my $50K mark!
“F-yes I will be hiring Katelyn again! She knows her sh^t and won’t waste your time”
- Celinne Da Costa
NOT TO BE DRAMATIC, BUUUUT…
if your course doesn’t get into all the hands ‘twere made to hold it, that’d be a tragedy.
Here’s the thing. Launching can be a lot. And there’s tons to orchestrate before the play opens. I mean the cart. Before your cart opens.
Allow me to write (or just direct!)
I’m an expert copywriter and email launch strategist for online course creators. So all those things you don’t have time for… like writing 47 emails and remembering to put on deodorant in the morning?
I’ll do it. 🙋🏻
Ok well maybe not the deodorant part (but if it got on your top, omg I’d tell you)
I mean, wouldn’t it be nice to get 27 hundred hours of your life back cuz you’re not writing emails? Or figuring out how to write?
I’m pocket-sized. Your VA will think I’m funny. And I’ll get us all singing “I dreamed a dream” when launching is feeling Les Misérables (except it won’t).
I can already tell you how the ending goes.
You’ll hire me.
I’ll make your sales page fantabulous.
You’ll get emails that convert like hell.
We’ll onboard tons of new students so you can lead them through massive transformations.
The (social) media’s obsessed with you, I know. Meet me there?
We can talk about your emails.
The (social) media’s obsessed with you, I know. Meet me there?
We can talk about your emails.
THE ACADEMY HAS SPOKEN…
And now…
a short play that made zero people money
The curtain opens on a highly productive course creator with too much on her plate. Her name is “You.” She’s befuddled. Katelyn, a bubbly fun copywriter who’s friggin fantastic at her job, approaches stage right.
The curtain opens on a highly productive course creator with too much on her plate. Her name is “You.” She’s befuddled. Katelyn, a bubbly fun copywriter who’s friggin fantastic at her job, approaches stage right.
Katelyn: What say you?
You: Nothing (casts her head down in shame)
Katelyn: (gently putting her arms around You) Fie. You’re procrastinating your weekly newsletter? That’s why nothing?
You: Fiddlesticks, yes! What do I do, Katelyn??
Katelyn: Download my Free Copywriting Starter Kit. It’ll fix all that.
(You and Katelyn run away into the sunset. There are trumpets.)
End scene.
On to the second act?
“Yes! I need epic copy. Break me into the Katelyn scene.”
On to the second act?
“Yes! I need epic copy. Break me into the Katelyn scene!”
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