NOT TO BE DRAMATIC, BUUUUT…

if your course doesn’t get into all the hands ‘twere made to hold it, that’d be a tragedy.

Here’s the thing. Launching can be a lot. And there’s tons to orchestrate before the play opens. I mean the cart. Before your cart opens.

Allow me to write (or just direct!)

I’m an expert copywriter and email launch strategist for online course creators. So all those things you don’t have time for… like writing 47 emails and remembering to put on deodorant in the morning?

I’ll do it. 🙋🏻

Ok well maybe not the deodorant part (but if it got on your top, omg I’d tell you)

I’m pocket-sized. Your VA will think I’m funny. And I’ll get us all singing “I dreamed a dream” when launching is feeling Les Misérables (except it won’t).

I can already tell you how the ending goes.

You’ll hire me.

I’ll make your sales page fantabulous.

You’ll get emails that convert like hell.

We’ll onboard tons of new students so you can lead them through massive transformations.