The curtain opens on a highly productive course creator with too much on her plate. Her name is “You.” She’s befuddled. Katelyn, a bubbly fun copywriter who’s friggin fantastic at her job, approaches stage right.


The curtain opens on an aspiring freelancer with an insane knack for writing. Their name is “You.” They're befuddled. Katelyn, a bubbly copywriting mentor who’s friggin fantastic at her job, approaches stage right.


Katelyn: What say you?

You: Nothing (casts her head down in shame)

Katelyn: (gently putting her arms around You) Fie. You want to start copywriting, but you don't know how? That’s why nothing?

You: Fiddlesticks, yes! What do I do, Katelyn??

Katelyn: Download my Free Video Guide. It's literally called 'How to Start Copywriting.' It’ll fix all that.

 
 

(You and Katelyn run away into the sunset. There are trumpets.)

End scene.