Though some flopped…
“A bundle of energy! Pure joy! However she’s taken all our signs down, written illegible words on them in magic marker and is folding them into paper hats. Please retrieve your child from aisle 14.” - Stop & Shop Supermarkets circa 1992
“Dear Mr. and Mrs. Collins, your daughter (though creative!) has been telling her classmates she wrote The Little Mermaid. Perhaps it’s time to talk to her about lying?” - my kindergarten teacher